My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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