That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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