big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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