One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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