Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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