Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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