Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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