Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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