Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
