god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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