I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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