Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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