Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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