why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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