is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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