It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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