i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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