Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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