Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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