So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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