Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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