Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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