you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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