my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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