I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
