that's an acceptable place to lick
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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