I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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