i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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