Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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