Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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