he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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