Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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