i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So squirting runs in the family.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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