That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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