My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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