did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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