dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just google imaged poop.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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