he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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