You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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