I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Can I color on your dick again?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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