i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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