Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
that is very illegal...i love you.
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