yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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