you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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