There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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