i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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