Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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