i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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