does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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