i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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