Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We had sex on a dog bed..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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