may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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