I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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