She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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