Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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