When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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